No one reads blogs...
And you know why...because 99.9% suck. Most people talk about their own greatness & wisdom, thus reading posts is akin to getting a root canal.
That being said, the reason for my blog is simple: impart my God-like greatness and wisdom while ensuring every word imparts incredible superiority over my readership.
Well, by now I hope you understand that I read in terms of sarcasm and lies.
Anyway, the real reason for making a blog is the lofty goal of getting one reader a year. I realize this goal is unrealistic, but goals are like a-holes, everyone has one!
Now sit back, relax, and prepare to have your blogging minds blown...by sheer boredom and inanity.