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No one reads blogs...

And you know why...because 99.9% suck.  Most people talk about their own greatness & wisdom, thus reading posts is akin to getting a root canal.

That being said, the reason for my blog is simple: impart my God-like greatness and wisdom while ensuring every word imparts incredible superiority over my readership.

Well, by now I hope you understand that I read in terms of sarcasm and lies.  

Anyway, the real reason for making a blog is the lofty goal of getting one reader a year.  I realize this goal is unrealistic, but goals are like a-holes, everyone has one!

Now sit back, relax, and prepare to have your blogging minds sheer boredom and inanity.




Jef Russell